Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
we cant even be nerds while black
Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever
fuck u i don’t do what u tell me
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
watch a man’s ego crumble to shreds in only three messages
tHIS IS OVER THE COURSE OF TEN MINUTES OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.
Ten fucking minutes.
More importantly, this guy thinks YA books aren’t written by adults? Does he not understand how publishing works???
It’s not over, don’t forget
First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.
Next, we tried “eel anal porn,” based on an unnamed coworker’s suggestion that a film called Eels Out the Ass Like Whoa is a real thing.
When I searched on Google, the clip immediately came up in the second search result, for better or for worse.
Sadly, that was not the case on Boodigo. Apparently, the site had some trouble differentiating between the specific niche I was searching for (i.e. eel anal porn), and good old-fashioned anal porn, which in the world of porn searches is kind of like being unable to tell the difference between a Burgundy and a Bordeaux and just saying, “meh, they’re both red wines.”
Can The ‘World’s First Porn Search Engine’ Beat Google? | DailyDot
Still laughing about this dailydot piece.(via laughterkey)
holy shit, diana.
That’s Doomsday, the dude who killed Superman.
She’s holding back, IMHO.
"If you need to stop an asteroid, you call Superman. If you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But if you need to end a war, you call Wonder Woman." - Gail Simone
relax! it’s tuesday